Piss Up a Rope 

G
my dinner's on fire 

while she watches TV
C
and if you've ever wondered 

what it's like to be me
G
she takes all my money 

and leaves me no smokes
D
yells at my buddies 

and insults my folks
G
i'm breakin' my back doin' the best that i can
C
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
G
and i'm no dope
	    D
but i can't cope

so hit the fuckin' road and piss up a rope

G
you can 

piss up a rope
C
and you can put on your shoes

hit the road get truckin'
G
pack your bag 

i don't need the ag
D
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
G
you ride my ass 

like a horse in a saddle
C
now you're up shits creek 

with a turd for a paddle
G           D
and i can't cope

piss up a rope

G
uh you can piss up a rope
and feel the pissy dribble
C
you can piss up a rope
and watch me giggle
G
for the last 6 months
i been packin' your bag
D
you can wash my balls
with a warm, wet rag
G
till my balls feel smooth
and soft like silk
C
i'm sick of your mouth
and your 2 percent milk
G
and i'm no dope
                  D
but i've lost all hope
so hit the fuckin' road and 
G
piss up a rope

you can 
piss up a rope
C
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
G
pack your bag 
i don't need the ag
D
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
G
you ride my ass 
like a horse in a saddle
C
now you're up shits creek 
with a turd for a paddle
G           D
and i can't cope
piss up a rope

(solos)

you can 
piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes
hit the road get truckin'
pack your bag 
i don't need the ag
on your knees you big, booty bitch start suckin'
you ride my ass 
like a horse in a saddle
now you're up shits creek 
with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope
piss up a rope
(repeat)